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"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
"Behind every successful man stands a proud wife and surprised mother in law."
"Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins."
"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it."
"When you educate a man you educate an individual; when you educate a woman, you educate a family."
"A baby is God's opinion that life should go on."
"When you educate a man, you educate an individual; when you educate a woman, you educate a family."
"We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't."
"I hate women because they always know where things are."
"Man is Creation's masterpiece: but who says so? Man."
"At the end of the day, the most overwhelming key to a child's success is the positive involvement of parenets."
"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realise that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days. "
"We do not stop playing because we are old. We grow old because we stop playing."
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers."
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
"I have always considered a clergyman as the father of a larger family than he is able to maintain."
"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices; take it or leave it."
"The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents."
"Marriage is an attempt to turn a night owl into a homing pigeon."
"There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents."
"A man is not complete until he is married - then he is finished."
"The best thing to spend on your children is your time."
"Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them."
"Woman was God's second mistake."
"Marriage is not a lottery - you get a chance in a lottery."
"A husband is living proof that a woman can take a joke."
"We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself."
"Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them."
"The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world."
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
"Alligators have the right idea, they eat their young."
"I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is."
"An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly."
"Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families."
"All happy families resemble each other, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."
"The God to whom little boys say their prayers has a face very like their mother."
"I'm not denyin' that women are foolish; God Almighty made 'em to match the men."
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
"The greatest compliment a grandparent can receive "You're more trouble than the children.""
"The best of men are but men at best."
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