Searching for Mark Twain quotes found the following:
"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
"Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with."
"Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to."
"Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
"No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century."
"Truth is such a precious article, let us all economise in its use."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."
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